A collection of creepy and cute images that I find appealing.
the corner of my back bumper has been totally pushed in! like when you crush a water bottle and it doesn’t reform its shape. i have no idea how this happened or when…i am pretty sure it’s very recent, like within the past 3 days because a week ago i unloaded my accordion from the trunk and i would’ve noticed it… i am also certain i didn’t cause this. looks like karmic payback for all the accidental parking boo boos i’ve committed in the past five years got together and gave me the finger. well eff you too!
MASTER CLEANSE UPDATE:
i reached my goal by the third day of the cleanse, so i immediately quit and ate a whopper (no seriously). then later that night i went to shabu shabu and AGAINST MY WILL my friends forced me to get the all you can eat meat platter (fat bitches!). it was not pretty. my body is still recovering from everything i’ve put it through in the past few days. it’s so confused and sad. i can’t even drink coffee anymore without getting nauseous now! also, i can’t sleep anymore. i woke up at four this morning (and coincidentally had a dream that i was given some weird drug that makes driving while high really fun and dangerous, and it was today that i discovered my inverted bumper corner…i believe it is possible that The Gift could have pushed my bumper in. In case you are unaware, The Gift is my psychic ability that may or may not exist). but more importantly, i reached my goal for a moment in time, and that’s all that really matters when you’re me (cray cray).